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Sleep

By Franny - 10 Nov 2010 - 28 comments
A hypothetical new product, that everyone wants, but what is the price tag?

 

Due to customer feedback on our Facebook page, the vast majority of our members want sleep more than anything.  Thats our market research done.

New Product: Un-interrupted sleep

For a deep sleep, at least 12 hours

  • uninterrupted
  • luxuriously soft indian cotton,
  • As many pillows and as much duvet as you need
  • no husband's snoring
  • no waking to empty bladder
  • no labour pains or braxton hicks
  • not having to get up to feed baby
  • no little people to resettle and bed juggle.
  • no children sneaking in
  • no sleepless worries
  • no buzzing mind that won't settle
  • no neighbour noises nor loud animals
  • no book to read or paperwork to finish before sleeping
  • no alarm clock
  • no cellphone calls
  • no waters breaking in the night
  • no leaking boobs on your sheets
  • no earthquakes

What else shall we add to the list?

Just a deep blissful sleep, were you can energize.

If this sounds like something you need, comment on the blog below.

You can start yourself by going to bed early, at the same time as your kids, one night per week.

 

28 comments

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An undisturbed breakfast in bed and shower/bath after to completely push it over the top.
Cyndireply

I'll have three. Right now please!
Emmareply

I'll take all you have in stock! Do you take creditcard haha
Leannereply

Invest in some roller shutter if your kiddies are waking up at the crack of dawn. We have them and I have to open them to get the baby out of bed at 11am!
Elizabethreply

no worries in my head, blank pure mind....that would be bliss....

ah and no dog waking me at 3 am because its raining outside and she is scared.....grrr. Baby and toddler slept thru and husband was snoring only softy for a change and the DOG wakes me up with her sooking last night!
Mayareply

Franny replies Oh I use to be like that too, brain wouldnt shut down. Have you tried keeping a note book next to your bed, and writing down anything to release it from your mind?
Bugger about the dog!

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Priceless!
Ginareply

A nice hot bubble bath, pre bed. Then crawling into bed with a cup of camomile tea and a good book. Zzzzzz.....
Henriettereply

Oh my golly, YES PLEASE!!
Andreareply

sounds BLISS!!!!!!!! (if only!)
Lisareply

LOL i wish being pregnant and 4 kiddos that dont go to sleep straight away .............. Dreams are free :)
Jasmene Waalwijkreply

ill have a few of those it just what i need thanks!!!

jessica toughreply

i will remortgage the house to pay for it. do you deliver?
Reneereply

I don't even think there is a pricetag for this! Priceless!
Karenreply

Could I place a weekly order?? :P
Gabriellereply

After a relaxing, sleep inducing aromatherapy massage.... bliss!
Carolinereply

o, yes please. Can we preorder?
Leelareply

Yes please sounds beautiful : )
Katereply

I might be able to get this - in about 30 years perhaps. :o) I'm sure it will be your best seller!
Susanreply

Sounds like heaven!!
Lisareply

Oh yes please, sounds perfect. If it's not the baby crying, husband snoring then the dog will wake me up!!!
Joreply

Can I have this weekly please....I will pay for it when comes LOL
Melaniereply

Franny replies I'm still calculating the price, but yes we can sort out payment options for you!

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I could almost cry reading that list......it so sounds like my idea of Utopia. Sigh.
Debreply

Sounds like pure bliss!
Bryonyreply

Dear Breastmates
I think your website is faulty. I can't find a way to add this product to my shopping cart.
Paulareply

Franny replies Hi Paula
You gave me a fright when this blog comment came through!

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LOL I would love this...
Brendareply

i so want this product......is there a discount for multiple qty's?
tracyreply

Thank you I will order one for myself and another 4 for all my girlfriends currently in the same boat - don't care about the price - will just sell the house to fund this essential purchase!!!!
Amberreply

I'd max out the credit card for this sale.
Angelareply

 
 

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